Jokes

Pinky: Name the 3 fastest means of communication?

Micky: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Priest heard Dolly pray: Oh God! Please Make Moscow the capital of China.

The Priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?


Dolly: That's what I've written in my exam!

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Mom to Children: I will give these gifts to the one,
                                who will listen to me and not utter a word before me.


Children: Oh no! It means Dad will get the gifts all over again.


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Timmy: Why are you late? 

Rosy: There was a man who lost a thousand dollor bill.

Timmy: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Rosy: No. I was standing on it.


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